December 🎄🎅


 this is only the thrid time mom has got her order wrong at mooyahs. will we stop going? no duhhhh we wahlquists dont learn from our mistakes
 the guilty face that said if we ordered sweet potato fries for both of us there would be plenty. 

HE ATE ALL OF THEM

food hog
 yes i have to admit the only reason i invtied some freinds to bens concert wasnt so they could hear the "beautiful" music but so i wouldnt be so bored 
 "cute kids, are you A-mish?" 
 they were playing santa baby with only violins
 late night spoons and ice cream. yes we used clean spoons
 Peace out bro
 I put elon musk down for the "presidents"catagory and then realized that he is actually a president (of his company) so i got the point

 stop showing off stephen 

that was what i was yelling at the time of this picture
 all i can see is the empty pizza box
 12 pound cow liver. That heifer been drinkin too much wine
watcha lookin at sara? cause my response to whatever youre about to say is "none of your beezwax"
 Messy hair and junk food. This girl got it figured out much?...
 i can cook if i want to

 Andrew, Micah, and Stephen having some fun brother time
 sharlotte is still scared of me, yes sharlotte is the one on the right 
 forgive my black nails it was a one week phase. i got coffee casue i passed my drivers test and if a miracle doesnt deserve coffee i dont know what does.

who doesnt get coffee after miracles happen?
 mom, stephen, and dad went to chicago to see Beth. i stole these pics from beths instagram. the real party pics are below from us kids at home lol





 This party is getting way intense.
 Emmaline is hilarious, she writes all my blog captions (shhh dont tell)
  forgive my black nails it was a one week phase

 cookin breakfast (i said i can cook if i want to)
 i spent 8$ on that beef bacon just casue i love it so much
 Micah set up the tree all by himself
 drives with the squad blasting kpop

if any of yall think im being serious you need a mental check or a hard knock on the head
 Andrew seems to have a halo follow him around keeping guard always
 two binge-eatters ate all this chinese food in one sitting

also i can cook if i want to

 white trash story. dog a movie and junk food.
 my ride to work for a week till it nearly died on me and the alternater went out.
thank you, next
forgive my white nails it was a one week phase
 what do people do around christmas? they go ice skating.
 just following the clique
 i still have no idea why they would put a xmas tree in the middle of the ice. all that good space WASTED
 im just about as graceful on the ice as a crow with a missing wing and no eyes
 i asked mom if i could get some lights like that for my room. she politely declined





 mom probably hearing some bad news


 remember those walls i built? well baby they're tumbling down


very few people will get that joke
if ya do, COMMENT BELOW

thats an order
 firework hair

octopus hair?
 chillin on the floor
 the one person at church that isnt scared of me lol
 forgive the white nails....
 forgive my bad eating habits
forgive my white nails it was a one week phase
 So much love

 fantastic wrapping paper

 Why does the one with a mouth not have eyes?




Why does Emmaline's hair and skirt seem to look the same?

 This is how babies get lit up in the club

Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's aight

trash food
 bread and desserts hunny, bread and desserts.
 getting fat and sassy
  bens wardrobe choices were having a bit of a meltdown this christmas


 yes she just ate all the xmas candy. no shes not sorry.
 style choice. left or right?  hard right
 forgive the gold nails they're not mine

 daddy daughter time






we seem to become more white trash every day


 typo, its suposed to say "animals" cause i know theres more than one of you
 She got it going on, obvi
 shes still high from clubbing the whole night before

 even has the selfie thing down


 one espresso shot, and two cups of coffee later.....
 how does Dierks manage to look better than all of us combined

 shes got this whole horse riding posture thing down
 eyeballs

                                       moms next words were "wait, are you taking a picture"


 forgive my white nails......


 Pick that nose!


 no
 on my way to san antone. got a night fligth so i wouldnt have to take a day off work
 forgive my gray nails they were a one week phase


 best job ever


 only got to bed at like 2am
 can you make any sense out of this picture

 katie had to work all sat morning so mr. and mrs. braymer took me to breakfast

 this was my second large cup of coffee that morning 
 hung out at the donut shop for awhile
 and my third cup of coffee

also forgive my nails....

 busted
 olive garden. katie was very worried about the poor dead shrimp that they had to kill inorder to make the "pastata linguinme gullimue shoutish"

 walked around la centara pretending to be rich people

  katie was there to stop me from buying the entire buckle store
 boerne
 i swear in two years i wont be able to hang out with katie cause nobody will even see that im there
 it was like 30 degrees and we had been walking around boerne for a couple hours and so we walked into a restaurant to get hot coffee and ended up getting ice cream

some times i dont understand myself

 but which peanut butter is the best?
 longhorns for supper
 we broke into the upstairs part so we could eat by ourselves
then auquaman

highly overated imho
 got katie home at exactly her curfew time. only broke 15 laws getting home in time
 somewhere around midnight and im trying to remember wheather i have 4 or 5 brothers..... katie is tired of me talking about my battle scars, and mark has had it with both of us.
katie had to work new years eve so mrs. dropped me off at the rim and i walked across the entire two miles or so jsut to get to a starbucks where i ordered a green tea and an ice water.... how wierd is that? explanation is that i had a sore throat

honestly took me awhile to realize that this is me not katie



shots shots shots

this pic doesnt look posed, but trust me it was
hi thanks for putting up with me

late night runs to walmart to get ingredients for something that we never made and ended up buying this great sourpatch cereal that only i fully appreciated
 forgive my gray nails they were a one week phase

rollin round town in another mustang that didnt have alternator probs

happy 2019 ig hope its turning out better than 2018